Jay needs meme

[fuzzyjay]

• Jay Needs to Sharpen His Sarcasm.
• Jay needs a home where he is the only child or the other siblings are male.
• Jay needs more information on filter strips and how effective they would be on his farm.
• Jay needs to dump Maia because Maia is such a cow and Jay and Norma belong togetha.
• Sometimes Jay needs someone to touch his hand before he can proceed through an automatic door at the supermarket.
• Jay needs to take a few years off of bodybuilding, get more aesthetic, and get rid of that 7th grade bowl cut.
• Jay needs to have a one-night stand. (Yes, Dan.)
• Jay needs to get back in touch with his roots.

Comments

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

No, dear, you've had more than enough one night stands for a lifetime.