fuzzyjay | Jay needs meme

Jay Needs to Sharpen His Sarcasm.
Jay needs a home where he is the only child or the other siblings are male.
Jay needs more information on filter strips and how effective they would be on his farm.
Jay needs to dump Maia because Maia is such a cow and Jay and Norma belong togetha.
Sometimes Jay needs someone to touch his hand before he can proceed through an automatic door at the supermarket.
Jay needs to take a few years off of bodybuilding, get more aesthetic, and get rid of that 7th grade bowl cut.
Jay needs to have a one-night stand. (Yes, Dan.)
Jay needs to get back in touch with his roots.