Doggerel in the slow lane

[fuzzyjay]

I can't afford an iPhone
I'm far from in the loop
Instead of being full of win
My life is full of poop.

For all my SMSing-around
I go with Google Voice.
My Grindr's strictly WiFi,
So clearly second-choice.

Usually I fall for hype. Odd
That I've gone all last-gen now.
I'm stuck with just an iPod
Touch. And feline touch. Meow.

My friends are omnipresent
With text and Skype and Twit.
Though solitude is pleasant
I do get tired of it.

Comments

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

But the iPod touch is great and it doesn't have any of that AT&T baggage.

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I agree. Just writing some doggerel; it doesn't mean I believe it.