Doggerel in the slow lane
Nov. 21st, 2009 05:35 pmI can't afford an iPhone
I'm far from in the loop
Instead of being full of win
My life is full of poop.
For all my SMSing-around
I go with Google Voice.
My Grindr's strictly WiFi,
So clearly second-choice.
Usually I fall for hype. Odd
That I've gone all last-gen now.
I'm stuck with just an iPod
Touch. And feline touch. Meow.
My friends are omnipresent
With text and Skype and Twit.
Though solitude is pleasant
I do get tired of it.
I'm far from in the loop
Instead of being full of win
My life is full of poop.
For all my SMSing-around
I go with Google Voice.
My Grindr's strictly WiFi,
So clearly second-choice.
Usually I fall for hype. Odd
That I've gone all last-gen now.
I'm stuck with just an iPod
Touch. And feline touch. Meow.
My friends are omnipresent
With text and Skype and Twit.
Though solitude is pleasant
I do get tired of it.