Meow-urk!

Nov. 15th, 2005 11:19 pm
[personal profile] fuzzyjay
I'm sorry, that's just how God works. Every time a man shaves off his beard, a kitten dies.

Date: 2005-11-16 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
PLEASE tell me you didn't!!!!!!

Re: You may heave a sigh of relief...

Date: 2005-11-16 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
WIERD!! I just saw him on B411 and said Hi.. At least I think it was him....

Thanks be to the gods that you are still fuzz faced.

Now get on a plane and come cuddle.

Date: 2005-11-16 04:28 am (UTC)
perlcub: (Concern)
From: [personal profile] perlcub
If a kitten dies when a beard goes bye...
Does a reduction to a goatee only make kitty maimed?

Hmmmmm....

Date: 2005-11-16 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com
I believe the kitten dies in utero.

Date: 2005-11-16 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
What does he do for this?

Pobrecito

Date: 2005-11-16 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com
I believe that leads to killing of the first-born. Or a rain of frogs.

Re: Pobrecito

Date: 2005-11-16 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com
Well, sure, on your back.

Re: Pobrecito

Date: 2005-11-16 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
No, the chemical burns didn't break the skin. I like to think each crab died a horrible painful death in the Nair, never mind in the peremethrin.

Re: Pobrecito

Date: 2005-11-16 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com
Here's to a crabs-free existence.

Re: Pobrecito

Date: 2005-11-16 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
Or moving to Bikini Bottom.

Date: 2005-11-16 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barak.livejournal.com
And its corollary:

Date: 2005-11-16 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2ndbanana.livejournal.com
I love that one. I used to have it as the wallpaper on my computer.

Date: 2005-11-16 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com
I love that... 'twas my inspiration.

Date: 2005-11-16 08:07 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Some people just can't be trusted with sharp implements.

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