Meow-urk!

[fuzzyjay]

I'm sorry, that's just how God works. Every time a man shaves off his beard, a kitten dies.

Comments

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

PLEASE tell me you didn't!!!!!!

You may heave a sigh of relief...

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

No, but whereispaco did...

Re: You may heave a sigh of relief...

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

WIERD!! I just saw him on B411 and said Hi.. At least I think it was him....

Thanks be to the gods that you are still fuzz faced.

Now get on a plane and come cuddle.

[perlcub]

If a kitten dies when a beard goes bye...
Does a reduction to a goatee only make kitty maimed?

Hmmmmm....

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I believe the kitten dies in utero.

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

What does he do for this?

Pobrecito

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I believe that leads to killing of the first-born. Or a rain of frogs.

Re: Pobrecito

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

No rivers of blood?

Re: Pobrecito

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

Well, sure, on your back.

Re: Pobrecito

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

No, the chemical burns didn't break the skin. I like to think each crab died a horrible painful death in the Nair, never mind in the peremethrin.

Re: Pobrecito

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

Here's to a crabs-free existence.

Re: Pobrecito

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

Or moving to Bikini Bottom.

[barak.livejournal.com]

And its corollary:

[2ndbanana.livejournal.com]

I love that one. I used to have it as the wallpaper on my computer.

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I love that... 'twas my inspiration.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Some people just can't be trusted with sharp implements.