Doggerel in the slow lane

[fuzzyjay]

I can't afford an iPhone
I'm far from in the loop
Instead of being full of win
My life is full of poop.

For all my SMSing-around
I go with Google Voice.
My Grindr's strictly WiFi,
So clearly second-choice.

Usually I fall for hype. Odd
That I've gone all last-gen now.
I'm stuck with just an iPod
Touch. And feline touch. Meow.

My friends are omnipresent
With text and Skype and Twit.
Though solitude is pleasant
I do get tired of it.

Comments

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

I'm in the slow lane, too. I'm fine with it! Nicely done:)

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

But the iPod touch is great and it doesn't have any of that AT&T baggage.

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I agree. Just writing some doggerel; it doesn't mean I believe it.

Name that jingle

[danthered.livejournal.com]

My phone's dumber than your phone!
My phone's dumber than yours!
My phone's dumber 'cause it's from Virgin Mobile,
My phone's dumber than yours!

(I like your poem.)

[davyjrshort.livejournal.com]

I was about to say that's the longest haiku ever, but, well I'm not good with math. lol, that whole syllable counting thing is tricky.

I do have iPhone, not the latest and greatest by any means, I was glad to just finally have a phone that would be friends with my computer. But I'm not a major texter, I like the real voices (in my head), is that wrong? :)