Like a Virgin

I'm new; don't spare the lubricant, be gentle, kiss me, and tell me I'm hot...

windows schmindows

I just finished a 5-day training in NYC on Windows(tm) Scripting for Administrative Tasks. It was an interesting class, taught by an enthusiastic instructor. He used the word "fabulous" more often than any married-with-six-children guy I've ever known. So today I bought the requisite 20-lb. book. Now I've got to open it.