fuzzyjay ([personal profile] fuzzyjay) wrote2007-05-06 01:38 pm
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Nappy-backed ho

I was enjoying a relaxing soak in my friend's hot tub the other day. The jets were going full-blast, giving my back that delicious massage.

When I got out my back hair had been tangled into knots impossible to remove. My friend had to pull the knots out to the end of the "locks" and cut them off me. They looked like spiders. There were about 20 of them.

No more jets for me.

[identity profile] notdefined.livejournal.com 2007-05-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You tease! I'm sorry you had to get your fur clipped.

[identity profile] pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com 2007-05-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's sexy!

[identity profile] pagerbear.livejournal.com 2007-05-06 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Some guys we know would call that hawt!

[identity profile] watchingitburn.livejournal.com 2007-05-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*raises hand*

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
I feel your pain!! Boy, do I understand.

[identity profile] mettle-metal.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I have this sudden urge to throw T. into a hot tub now, to see if the same thing will happen.

[identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect it only works with the fine, curly, dense kind of back hair. But I would be interested in more data points.

felt pelt

[identity profile] badgerpdx.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Jay felted his back hair...Jay felted his back hair...(singing).

Re: felt pelt

[identity profile] mettle-metal.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
V8 + felted back hair comment = LCD covered in red spots

[identity profile] danthered.livejournal.com 2007-05-08 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

My back fur cringes in sympathy.