[identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Another great way to test if food is thoroughly cooked or not is to eat it and then see if you get violent shivering shits in the next day or two.

-NYT

[identity profile] fuzzyjay.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Shiver me timbers!

Dainty constructions have trouble with E. coli.