I was enjoying a relaxing soak in my friend's hot tub the other day. The jets were going full-blast, giving my back that delicious massage.

When I got out my back hair had been tangled into knots impossible to remove. My friend had to pull the knots out to the end of the "locks" and cut them off me. They looked like spiders. There were about 20 of them.

No more jets for me.