When in doubt, copy someone else's post

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

I was surprised at the number of states I've visited. Of course, by "visited" you can read "slept through on the cross-country train ride I took in 1989."

Not a world traveler

create your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands

I would be interested to see theoctothorpe's entry for this.

I feel so provincial.

I'm wild again, beguiled again, a simpering, whimpering child again

Be-dicked, buggered, and be-dildoed am I...

(Haven't tried it yet, though.)